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Me : Could you teach me the splits?

Gym instructor: Well maybe how flexible are you?

Me: I'm not flexible at all.

Gym instructor: Sorry I can't teach you the splits.

Me: Why not?

Gym instructor:

Me: Two boys got arrested last night.

friend: why?

Me: One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

Friend: well did they get in big trouble?


kiralee.txt · Last modified: 2023/07/07 03:37 by kiralee