kiralee
Me : Could you teach me the splits?
Gym instructor: Well maybe how flexible are you?
Me: I'm not flexible at all.
Gym instructor: Sorry I can't teach you the splits.
Me: Why not?
Me: Two boys got arrested last night.
friend: why?
Me: One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
Friend: well did they get in big trouble?
kiralee.txt · Last modified: 2023/07/07 03:37 by kiralee